This one I have wanted to do for a long time now. There are plenty of posts out there in Blogosphere with classic Hindi cinema dialogues ala Tumhara naam kya hai Basanti? But this post is dedicated to the corniest ones that used to be the staple in almost every movie one saw from the mid-60s to the mid-80s. You know the gems I'm talking about...
More will keep getting added as they come in. Let's kick off with those two medico-religious ones...
~ Inhe ab davaa ki nahi... dua ki zaroorat hain.
~ Ab sab upar wale ke haath mein hain...
~ Rajesh/Ashok/Vijay, main tumhare bacche ki maa bannewali hoon... (notice that Rajesh/Ashok/Vijay who knocked up the women back then are the Rahul/Raj/Rohan of today)
Bunch of legal ones...
~ Bhaagne ki koshish mat karo... Tumhe charon taraf se police ne gher liya hai (btw in Bollywood police is pullis)
~ Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hai
~ Rajesh/Ashok/Vijay, kanoon ko apne haat mein mat lo!
~ Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey, Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet, muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai. (my personal favourite... why don't they use Taz-e-raat-e-Hind anymore??!! Sadness...)
~ To be hanged until death. (the Angrezi extension that the cooler movies back then tacked onto the previous dialogue)
~ Muzrim ko baa izzat bari kiya jaata hai.
~ Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe
~ Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?
~ Yeh sab tumhare laad pyaar ki wajah se hua hai. (the mum's always getting tonked with this one)
~ Aaji sunti/sunte ho... Arri oh bhaagwaan... (two lines quite often used by Asit Sen)
~ Chhod do mujhe, Bhagwaan ke liye chhod do (the pre-rape classic followed by dupatta on the fan or candle flame going out)
~ Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa. (usually Dharampaaji is the one extolling the virtues of breast milk)
~ Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga! (that infamous ouster-from-the-inheritance line)
~ Abbe Chapprganju (Shotgun Shatru special)
~ Boss... maal pakda gaya! (Notice that the dude delivering the news is usually a scrawny looking fuck and more often than not is bitchslapped or worse by the boss)
~ Ghar mein do do jawan betiyaan hain...
~ Aaj Pinky/Sweety/Dolly ka janam din hai (the actress had the most cloying of names)
~ Tumhaari maa hamare kabze mein hai (this later started including other female family members like behen and biwi)
~ 10 lakh lekar puraney killey (also Versova beach / Madh Island / Hanumaan mandir) par pahunch jao
~ Warna usse Bum se uda denge (finally a use for the explosive flatulence from all that villainous living)
MORE WHEN I COME ACROSS THEM...